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I Watched Tom Segura's *Bad Thoughts* So You Don't Have To (But Maybe You Should?)
So Netflix just unleashed Tom Segura's *Bad Thoughts* on unsuspecting subscribers this May 13th, and holy cow, it's... something else. This isn't your cozy evening sitcom – it's six episodes of darkly twisted vignettes that'll either have you cackling uncontrollably or desperately reaching for the remote. At around 20 minutes each, these bite-sized nuggets of depraved comedy push way beyond what I thought Netflix would allow on their platform.
Buckle Up for a Seriously Messed-Up Ride
Here's the deal – *Bad Thoughts* basically takes those intrusive, inappropriate thoughts we all get but never say out loud and turns them into full-blown comedy sketches. Segura (who's clearly having the time of his life) not only created and directed this madness but stars in multiple roles throughout. Remember *Black Mirror*? Take that, strip away the tech focus, add a generous helping of bodily fluids and morally questionable decisions, and you're getting close to what this show delivers.
I found myself alternating between genuine belly laughs and covering my eyes in secondhand embarrassment. That's kind of the point, I think?
What You're in For (Episode by Episode)
Each episode contains three loosely connected vignettes that range from "OK that's pretty funny" to "I can never unsee that." Here's a taste of what you're signing up for:
- Episode 1: Features the world's most incompetent hitman (I nearly spit out my drink), an elderly lothario who'll make you question everything, and an IT guy whose VR obsession goes way too far.
- Episode 2: Includes an evacuation scenario gone hilariously wrong (my personal favorite), a behind-the-scenes look at an action star that's both cringy and brilliant, and – I kid you not – a desperate country singer doing unspeakable things for songwriting inspiration.
- Episode 3: Delivers a washed-up singer's bizarre comeback story, a school play that had me laughing then immediately feeling bad about it, and a night between sisters that gets... let's just say uncomfortable.
- Episode 4: Takes us through a French romance with a twist I genuinely didn't see coming, a widow dealing with her husband's shocking final wish, and a plane ride that'll make you reconsider air travel forever.
- Episode 5: Shows an emergency landing turning into communication chaos (painfully relatable), a retro video game comeback with serious consequences, and a coffee order that spirals into absolute mayhem.
- Episode 6: Wraps things up with an office joke gone terribly wrong, a gym experience that'll validate all your exercise avoidance, and a finale that... well, I'm still processing what I watched.
I can't stop thinking about that country singer vignette. Segura plays this washed-up musician who literally kidnaps fans and imprisons them in this creepy little ghost town just to mine their life experiences for song lyrics. It's so absurd yet somehow feels like it's commenting on creative desperation in a way that hit a little too close to home for this writer!
The supporting cast deserves serious credit too. Daniella Pineda absolutely kills it as Mrs. King, bringing a straight-faced intensity that makes the absurdity even funnier. And seeing Robert Iler (remember A.J. from *The Sopranos*?) back on screen as Evan was a genuine treat. Arnold Chun's deadpan delivery as Byung Sung had me rewinding certain scenes just to catch his subtle reactions.
Love It or Hate It? There's No In-Between
I've never seen a show divide my social media feed quite like this one. My timeline is a battleground of hot takes – some friends are calling it the funniest thing they've seen in years, while others are genuinely concerned about Segura's mental health. One buddy texted me at 2 AM with "DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHOW I CAN'T STOP WATCHING," while my mom lasted exactly 7 minutes before declaring it "absolute trash" (which, to be fair, is probably a badge of honor for this type of comedy).
The truth? Whether you'll enjoy *Bad Thoughts* comes down to your personal comedy threshold. Do you laugh at the darkest, most uncomfortable human situations? Can you handle comedy that makes you squirm before the punchline lands? Are you the person friends describe as "having a twisted sense of humor"? If yes, you might just love this show. If you prefer your comedy safe, predictable, and free of bodily functions... maybe stick with *Ted Lasso*.
Final Verdict: Brilliantly Depraved or Just Plain Gross?
I'm still not entirely sure if I should be recommending *Bad Thoughts* or apologizing for watching it all in one sitting (which I absolutely did). It's undeniably unique in today's comedy landscape, and beneath the shock value, there's some genuinely clever writing and surprisingly good performances.
Will you love it? Maybe. Will you hate it? Possibly. Will you remember it? Absolutely. My suggestion? Give the first episode a try, preferably not while eating. If you find yourself laughing despite your better judgment, keep going. If not, no shame in bailing – this show knows it's not for everyone, and that's kind of its superpower.
One thing's for certain – you'll definitely have some thoughts after watching it. Whether they're good or bad... well, that's between you and your Netflix account.
